happy family: Why is it...

that when I go out for a little retail therapy, I come home with absolutely nothing for myself?

Elliotisms

6/09
"Look mommy! The trees are dancing because they like the music" (said on a windy day)
1/09
Mommy: "Ugh, maybe I should just sell you on ebay!"
Elliot: "No, Etsy would be better"

1/09
"I have a crack in my butt!"

Ashley: "Say Hi Uncle Brent"
Elliot: "Hi Uncle Brent"
Brent: "Hi Uncle Elliot"
Elliot: "I not Uncle Elliot, I'm Awesome Elliot"
12/08
"Whoa, it's hot in the car.....or maybe it's cold. Yeah, it's probably cold"

10/08
Elliot "What the frap?!" (it sounds more like fwap though....I'm guessing it's a mixture of what the flip and what the crap....both things that he shouldn't know but unfortunately his parents have been known to say)

10/22/08
Elliot: "No, not say that!"
Magah: "Why not?"
Elliot: "Cuz you're annoying when you do that"

10/17/08
Brent: "Oh, wow....so he didn't just break his leg he really busted it!"
Elliot: "Whoa, that's probably gonna be expensive"

9/1/08
BJ: "Elliot, STOP. I'm trying to get your chocolate milk and you are making it imposible"
Elliot: "No, You make you popciscle!!"

8/31/08
Elliot: "The Jonas Brothers are awesome"
BJ: "I think Ashley has corrupted you"
Elliot: "NO, I not crupp-ed"

8/25/08
"That's giant-normous"

8/25/08
Papa: "Is Magah a girl?"
Elliot: "Noooo, Magah's just a Besselievre"

8/19/08
"Oooooo, that's delicious flavor" while looking at a picture of himself eating a snow cone.

7/16/08
"Quick, I need a brownie!"

Early July, 2008
Magah: "Elliot, don't take toys away from your baby sister, that's mean!"
Elliot: "You just need to make the preemie tees Magah!"

Early July, 2008
Mommy; "Elliot, please stop that"
Elliot: "Shhhhhhh, Evie's sleeping"

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Why is it...

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